A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!
The panda yells back at the manager, Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
EATING PANDA
Eating Panda->I haven't tried them yet, but I bet you they taste just like pork -- maybeeven better.EATING VIETNAMESE FOODEating Vietnamese Food->Note: Check the shop's sign....PANDAA Panda At A R...
DRIVING PANDA
Driving Panda->TAXI DRIVING IN CHINATaxi Driving in China->
While riding a taxi, If you should ever get the notion to open the window andstick your hand out, you will knock over the first bicyclis...
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