I'M A POET

I'm A Poet

A Filipino guy from the Philippines arrived to the United States. He never knew how to speak
English at all, none, just straight out Tagalog. His sister's husband, who was American born and did not know how to speak
Tagalog, but can understand just a little bit of the language, picked up the Filipino
guy from the airport. So they shook hands and introduced themselves to each other.

So, they never talked to each other until they both got into the car to go home. So, while going home, the
Filipino guy said, "carpentario ako sa Phillipinas," ( I'm a carpenter in the Philippines). His Filipino American born brother-in-law nodding his head, so the
Filipino guy said, in Filipino, " Ikaw anong trabajo mo?" ( what do you do for a living). His brother-in-law said, "Poet," the
Filipino then took out a handkerchief and began to wipe his brother-in-laws face, with a sad look.

Note for the dense: The Filipino guy thought that his brother-in-law was a
PUET which means ass in Filipino.