My dad had an accountant who every time the company had to package plans to
send to a client would ask the messenger to Fack it up well, okay?
While shopping at SM Megamall, a saleslady was helping me choose an
appropriate gift to buy and I happened to be looking at a nice nightdress. The
saleslady said, Fair yan. Puzzled, I asked, Fair? And
she replied, Oo, they come in fairs!
A Filipino was arrested in San Francisco for illegal parking. He was
incensed. He said to the police, Why you give me a facking ticket? I only
facked here por payb minutes!
In response to the question, How often do you smoke?, the
Filipino answered, Two facks a day.
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