WHEN ERAP GOT DRUNK

When Erap Got Drunk

Erap was at a black tie party along with Reli German who supplied him with a
constant flow of Blue Label. All the gentlemen came in black jackets, white
shirts and black ties and the ladies in black gowns.

Erap thought it was a boring party so he kept drinking his Blue Label to get
him through the night. Then he saw a lady in a white gown. Reli, that's
the lady I like, Erap said. She is a non-conformist and a rebel. I
think I will ask her to dance. Madam, would you care to dance with
the President of the Republic? Erap asked.

The lady replied, No, and I will give you 3 reasons why. Reason No. 1,
I don't know how to dance. That's a legitimate reason, Erap
remarked.

Reason No. 2, you are drunk, the lady continued. That's
your opinion, Erap said.

Reason No. 3, I am Cardinal Sin.

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  STANLEY HO AND ERAP

  
  

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  ERAP FOR PRESIDENT

  
  

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  ERAP TO INTERNET

  
  

  Erap To Internet->To My CountrymenDear peoples from di Phillipines,As you are already informed via the internit, you should all be fully inawareness that I am going to be the next President of the...