The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman
and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she
went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to
put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her
thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next
day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and
so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her
husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!
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