Mittwoch, 19. März 2014

HAIRCUT

Haircut

There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes
to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the
barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a
community service. The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next
morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card
and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the
barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a
community service. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next
morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card
and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber and barber replies; I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I
am doing a community service. The next morning when the barber goes
to open his shop, guess what he finds there - a dozen Asians waiting for a
free haircut...

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