Score 1600 on the SAT.
Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.
Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to
pay for it.
Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children
(grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!)
Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one
about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.
WAYS OF ASIAN
Ways of the Asians->1. You love to go to $1.75 movies.2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more!3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of...
ASIAN MONREALER
You Know You're an Asian Montrealer If:->You don't live in Montreal (Ville St-Laurent, Brossard, etc.).You tell your girlfriend that you buy Import Tuner for the cars.You shovel the snow at the la...
HOW TO BE PERFECT ASIAN PARENTS
How To Be A Perfect Asian Parent->(From the Second Generation Perspective)Be a little more lenient on the 7PM curfew.Don't ask where the other point went when your child comes home with a99 course...
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