Donnerstag, 20. März 2014

HOW TO BE THE PERFECT ASIAN KID

How To Be The Perfect Asian Kid

Score 1600 on the SAT.


Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.


Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.


Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.


Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to
pay for it.


Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.


Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.


Aspire to be a brain surgeon.


Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children
(grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!)


Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one
about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.





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