JAPANESE, INDONESIAN, & MALAYSIAN

Japanese, Indonesian, Malaysian

Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea -
A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they
do not act fast they would all die.

The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw
all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the boat. The
Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief.

The Japanese said, Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my country..
BANZAIIIEE!

But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation
started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek, etc., etc. He
comforted the other two, Don't worry.. still have a lot more in my
country, paknya.

But still the boat was sinking. The Japanese and the Indonesian looked
at the Malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with stride, the
Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and
drowned. The Japanese was shocked. Said the Malaysian, Don't worry...
still got a lot more in MY country!!!.

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