Control
Sony, the global electronics giant, has some good
news for couch potatoes. It has developed a new 'remote
control for your remote control', that enables the truly
lazy to surf channels while moving
even less muscles than before.
Our
new device totally eliminates the need to stretch your
arm that little bit more from your couch, to get the remote directly
in front of the TV. Now the only muscle you need to move is your
finger., said a company spokesman. He also added that this was
just one more step in Sony's global initiative
to keep inventing technologies that turn people into
furniture, and their brains into Jell-O.
We wanted to refine the
product even more by making it thought-controlled,
thereby completely removing the need for any sort of
muscle movement at all, but this wouldn't work
because most TV addicts are completely incapable of any
kind of thought at all, lamented a little Japanese scientist.
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