TEACHER SAYS...

Teacher says:

Teacher says to class: I shall now read you some quotes. Whoever can
tell me who said them, and when, they can go home early.

Teacher: Who said We will fight them on the beaches?

Lim Sung Wu: Winston Churchill, 1942.

Teacher: Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish.

Lim Sung Wu: I will stay teacher, I'm going to be a doctor, and I need to
learn all I can.

Teacher: Who said I shall return?

Sing Lam Po: Douglas McArthur, 1944.

Teacher: Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish.

Sing Lam Po: I will stay teacher, I'm going to be a lawyer, and I need to
learn all I can.

Johnny, at the back of the room, mutters: Bloody Asians.

Teacher: Who said that?

Johnny: Pauline Hanson, 1996, and he runs out of the room, I'm
going home now, see you tomorrow, teacher.

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  Teacher->There was this Filipino kindergarten teacher and she was teaching her classhow to do the hokey-pokey. She started off by saying, You put your rightfeet in, you put your right feet out, yo...