AUSTRALIAN AND JAPANESE TALKING

Australian And Japanese Talking

An Australian man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Japanese
bloke said to him, I am sick of seeing your big round eyes.

The Australian replied, Put on a blind fold.

The Japanese man asked, Where do I get one?

The Australian then said, Here take my shoe lace.

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  DISHONORING THE JAPANESE

  
  

  Dishonoring the Japanese->Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hotbaths at the Geisha house. The first businessman says, Hirokosan, I haveunpleasant news for you....

  
  


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  JAPANESE MANAGEMENT

  
  

  Japanese Management->Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and oneAmerican, were on their way to an international business conference when theywere kidnapped by terroris...

  
  


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  JAPANESE AND HIS OBSTETRICIAN

  
  

  Japanese And His Obstetrician->After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see theobstetrician.Doctor, he said, I don't mind telling you, but I'm a littleupset because my daughte...