DISHONORING THE JAPANESE

Dishonoring the Japanese

Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot
baths at the Geisha house.

The first businessman says, Hirokosan, I have
unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night
and she was out with another man.

Hirokosan can't believe what he hears,
and asks for more information. It is as I said, Hirokosan, and she is
doing it with a foreigner who appears to be of the Jewish faith.

Shocked,
Hirokosan goes home to confront his wife. He faces her and says, I am told
that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith.

She
replies, That's a lie! Where did you hear such meshugas?

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