ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE ( ESL)

English As A Second Language

There was this Russian guy, this Spanish guy and this Korean guy all inthe same ESL class. The teacher told them to make a sentence using the
word 'hostess' for homework.

So the next day the Russian guy goes Oh I have a good sentence. The hostess was very courteous. And the teacher said Wow that was really
good!

The Spanish guy goes, Oh I have a better sentence. My mother is a good hostess when others come over. Then the teacher said, Wow that was
really good!

Finally the Korean guy goes, I have the best sentence. When my mother
answers the phone, she says hostess?

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  SHORT AND NOT SO SWEET ENGLISH

  
  

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  CONSTRUCTION COMPANY

  
  

  Construction Company->There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day theboss comes out and says to the...

  
  


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  YOU KNOW YOU ARE A SECOND GENERATION PINOY

  
  

  You Know You Are A Second Generation Pinoy If:->You understand a lot of Tagalog, but can hardly speak it.Make fun of your parents' accents.As a child, you were totally embarrassed to eat spaghetti...