THE JAPANESE PIZZA

The Japanese Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates
Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around
where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened,
and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he
goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks
the delivery man, What the heck did you put on this pizza?

The delivery man bows deeply and says, We put on the pizza what you
ordered, pepper only. (pepperoni)

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