Mittwoch, 9. April 2014

THE SAINT AND THE HUNTER

The Saint And The Hunter

A saadhu (saint) and a shikaari (hunter) meet in a forest. The
shikaari sees a bird and shoots.


He misses and exclaims: Behanchood! I missed.


The saadhu says killing animals is wrong as it is and using
dirty language when not succeeding makes it worse. After some time the shikaari
sees a deer and shoots.


He misses again and shouts: Lund saalaa! phir sae
missed


The saadhu warns him: If you use such crass language
again. I will call upon the Gods to curse you.


This time the hunter spots an elephant at ten meters range. He
shoots and still misses and cries out: Gaanduu! Missed even
this.


The saint loses his tolerance and prays: O God. This man
has sinned thrice in front of a saint, despite warnings. Take him
away.


Thooom! There is a lightning bolt from the sky and
the saadhu is vaporised. Awestruck, the shikaari looks towards the sky and hears
a thunder Bhoonsadiwaalae! I missed too.


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