Three friends who, after graduating from college, were meeting for the first
time in years. They each had gone back to their native cities of Jullundhar,
Bombay, and Calcutta.
The man from Bombay wanted to impress his two other friends with the medical
expertise in Bombay so he stated: "I know of a doctor in Bombay who joined a
severed arm with special glue.
Not to be outdone, the friend from Calcutta said: That's nothing. One
of the doctors in Calcutta recently rejoined someone's head with a special
ointment.
We have gone EVEN further, proclaimed the man from Jullundhar.
One of my uncles was cut into two right around the navel. Our doctor
immediately slaughtered a goat and joined its rear half to my uncle's upper
half. So we have my uncle as well as two liters of milk everyday.
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