TOP 10 INDIAN SITUATIONS

Top Ten Indian Situations

10. You have named your son as 'Baba' and your daughter as 'Ratna'.[Baba and Ratna are two popular Zarda (tobacco) brands, in India]

9. You are getting too many offers to act in Dracula films.

8. You threatened to kill the PAAN SHOP guy for giving you a 'meetha' (sweet) Paan instead of a Zarda (tobacco)
Paan.

7. When there are no Paan shops around, you climb an Eucalyptus tree and
start chewing the leaves.

6. Customs people start inspecting your tooth cavities for smuggled
goods.

5. Western folks stare at you and ask what dye you used for your teeth?

4. Buffaloes stare at you and wonder why you are also ruminating like
them.

3. You accidentally spat on the guy in the Tinopal dress, going for an interview, and he beat the hell out of you.

2. You have been caned in Singapore for littering the streets.

1. Your wife/girl-friend insists that you kiss her on her cheeks.

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  TOP 10 INDIAN JOINT VENTURES

  
  

  Top 10 Indian Joint Ventures->
  10. A chain of Bhaskar-RaoBins ice cream stores all over thecountry, in collaboration with Baskin Robins.9. Kraft will make PARAMESAN CHEESE at Madras, in collaborat...

  
  


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  INDIAN TITANIC

  
  

  Indian Titanic->If the Titanic was made in India:10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in therain.8) By the en...

  
  


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  INDIAN LIFE

  
  

  Indian Life->There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
  You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
  You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.
  Your mother has a minor d...