Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married :
Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her .
An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: Take an elephant of negligible weight
Instructor: Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour any liquid solution of sulphuric acid
in a round bottom flask of any shape.
Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body
He/she's my cousin brother/sister.
You three, both of you kneel down together separately
Hey, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside
I have to put my child to sleep
Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A.
Don't talk bad in front of my back
Did you cut the ticket, yet?
Entry too entry otherwise disentry
The principal just passed away.
Who took out the breeze of my cykill.
My cykill is understanding the tree.
Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in!
Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in
INDIAN QUICKIES
Indian Quickies->Why do Indians smell? (submitted by: Foyf)So blind people can hate them tooWhat do the average Indian weigh? (submitted by: Foyf)SweetsWhy is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bo...
INDIAN WITH A CHAINSAW
Indian With A Chainsaw->An Indian who just came from India walks into a hardware store and asks tosee the chain saws. Picking up one, he asked the store clerk, How manytrees will this one cut in a...
TOP 10 INDIAN JOINT VENTURES
Top 10 Indian Joint Ventures->
10. A chain of Bhaskar-RaoBins ice cream stores all over thecountry, in collaboration with Baskin Robins.9. Kraft will make PARAMESAN CHEESE at Madras, in collaborat...
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