ONE OF A KIND

One Of A Kind

Mahathir was so disappointed with his cabinet for being inefficient and
corrupt that he decided to call on Goh Chok Tong and ask him how he managed to
have such an efficient and incorruptible cabinet.

On hearing Mahathir's woes, PM Goh said, 'Simple, Mahathir, I choose able men
for my cabinet.' Mahathir asked, 'Yes, but how do you know that they are able?'

PM Goh replied, 'Just ask them simple questions to test their intelligence.
They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrate to you.'

Just then, Tony Tan was walking by, PM Goh called out to him, 'Hey Tony, come
over here.' Tony obediently walked briskly over. PM Goh asked, 'Tell me, Tony,
who is your father's son ?'

Tony Tan immediately replied, 'Me! Of course.' PM Goh turned to Mahathir and
said, 'See, all my ministers can answer this question. Why don't you go back and
try.' Mahathir thank PM Goh and left.

Once he was back, he immediately summoned Anwar, his deputy, and shot the
question at him, 'Tell me, Anwar, who is your father's son ?' Anwar was shocked
beyond words and did not know the answer.

After a while, he recovered and said, 'Boss, let me find out and I'll tell
you tomorrow.' Mahathir, a bit disappointed, agreed, hoping that Anwar will give
a good answer tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Anwar was panicking that his boss was testing him. He tried
desperately to find out the answer from his staff, but none of them knew the
answer. The next morning, he decided to call Bill Clinton for help. Surely the
most powerful person in the world must know the answer.

When Bill picked up the phone, Anwar said, 'Hello, Bill, can I ask you a
question?' Clinton, very busy, replied, 'Alright, but it better be good!' Anwar
quickly asked, 'Tell me, who is your father's son ?'

Clinton was fuming, 'Of course its me, you stupid!' and he slammed the phone
down.

Satisfied that he got the answer, he confidently walked into Mahathir's
office and said, 'Boss, I've got the answer to your question.'

Mahathir, happy that his deputy wasn't that dumb, said, 'So tell me quick,
who is your father's son, Anwar?'

Anwar confidently replied, 'It's BILL CLINTON!' Mahathir slapped his own
forehead in disgust and said, 'No you stupid! It's TONY TAN!'

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