SNOW USE

Snow Use

Bill Clinton was very angry with Mahathir's sudden charges against Anwar, so
he demanded that they (Mahathir and Anwar) come to the pentagon to explain
themselves before the UN. At that time it was snowing, and Mahathir's wife had
never seen snow before, so she asked him to let her come along too. Mahathir
insisted that she didn't, but she was so earnest that Mahathir only agreed to it
if she would spend a night with him in bed. The next day, three of them left for
Washington DC.

After a heated discussion with the delegates, Mahathir stepped out into the
snow, only to smell the smell of human urine somewhere in the distance. He found
the source, and was shocked to find it was from words written in pee in the
snow, saying 'Mahathir is a dickhead' He was outraged and demanded that experts
from the US immediately analyze the samples to determine the anti-Mahathir
person.

Before long, the samples came back. 'Mr Mahathir,' a detective said, 'We have
good news and bad news for you.'

'Tell me the good news first' Mahathir replied.

'Well, the urine sample can be traced to Anwar Ibrahim.'

'That's good, I can add more charges of treason and defaming to him.'

'I don't think you can do that sir.' the detective explained.

'Why?' Mahathir asked.

'Well, from the fingerprint samples, it shows that the writer of the words was
your wife.'