THE MAD COW SOLUTION

The Mad Cow Solution

A real news clipping from Hong Kong's Eastern Express publication:

Mad Cows Can 'Explode Mines'

While much of the world shuns British cows, a Cambodian newspaper suggested yesterday
that the animals be shipped to Cambodia and allowed to roam free and
detonate the millions of landmines littering the war-ravaged country. The
English have 11 million mad cows and Cambodia has roughly the same number of
equally mad landmines, the _Cambodia Daily_ newspaper said. Surely
the solution to Cambodia's mine problem is here before our very eyes in black
and white. The plan is simple, practical, and will make mincemeat of
the problem overnight.

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