FILIPINO HOMEWORK

Filipino Homework

In English class, the teacher gave the class homework, using the words
Chicken, Nut and Bread in a sentence. The next day, the teacher ask if anyone
would like to read aloud their sentence. Pablo raised his hand and said I
will. He stood up proudly and read out loud his sentence. My fader
told me, not to put the plastic bag ober your sister’s head, because Chicken
canNut Bread.

Another
variation:

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There were three students: one Japanese, Haole, and Filipino. The teacher
asked the students to use the words, chicken, nut, and bread in a
sentence. The Japanese girl went first.

Last night for dinner my mother cooked us chicken and yummy banana nut
bread.

That's good, the teacher replied.

Next went the haole boy, I live on a farm and we raise chickens, and
grow nuts to put them into our bread.

After that, the teacher asked the Filipino boy to use the words in a
sentence.

The Filipino boy replied, Ho ya know... my madda said neba put de
plastic bag oba my sistah's head cuz chicken nut bread

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