FILIPINO IN CANADA

A Filipino In Canada

A Filipino guy from Bicol tries very hard to come to Canada. In doing so he spent all his money and sold all his valuables so after he gets out of
the Canadian airport he takes the bus to go stay at his relatives' house

He thinks to himself, Galit na galit ako parang gusto kong
pumatay. So he takes a out his knife and flashes it at some white guy standing
there on the bus, The white guy then says, Yo ! BE COOL man be cool!

Then the Filipino guy says, Oh Pasalamat ka, taga Bicol ka kundi pinatay na kita!!

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  YOU KNOW YOU ARE FILIPINO

  
  

  You Know You Are Filipino->you have a barrel man in your house, you may be filipino...(youknow..the wooden man...when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!)you wash your clothes by hand, you might...

  
  


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  RACIST FILIPINO JOKE

  
  

  Racist Filipino Joke->What's brown and white and flops on the beach?A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?It's where you catch de bus.How does a Fi...

  
  


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  FILIPINO HOMEWORK

  
  

  Filipino Homework->In English class, the teacher gave the class homework, using the wordsChicken, Nut and Bread in a sentence. The next day, the teacher ask if anyonewould like to read aloud their...