A Filipino man died and went to heaven. Before he could enter the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter had to ask him three questions.
The first one Saint Peter asked was, How many days are there in a week?
The Filipino man answered, Three. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
The second question Peter asked was, Can you use yellow, pink and green in one sentence?
The man answered, Of course... The phone greens, I pink it up and say Yellow!!
The last question Peter asked the Filipino man what GOD's name was.
He replied, Howard... as in 'our father howard be thy name...'
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