THREE UGLY FILIPINOS

Three Ugly Filipinos

There were these 3 Filipino girls, and they were the ugliest Filipino girls
ever! They finally got so tired of being ugly that they decide to go to the
doctor's for help. The doctor looks at them and says, Well, this is a
tough one, but this is what you have to do; jump into a river and say the name
of someone you think is beautiful and you will look exactly like that
person.

So the first one goes and says Britney Spears and when she gets
out of the water she looked just like Britney Spears.

Then the second one went and she said Alyssa Milano and became
Alyssa Milano.

Then came the third one... When she jumped into the river (being so terrified
of swimming) said AY TA-E! (means shit)

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  THREE SUMO WRESTLERS

  
  

  Three Sumo Wrestlers->
  There were three very fat and very unfit sumo wrestlers on an island, and they all wanted to get off.So the first really stupid sumo swam half way got tired and came back.Th...

  
  


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  THREE FRIENDS FROM INDIA

  
  

  Three Friends From India->Three friends who, after graduating from college, were meeting for the firsttime in years. They each had gone back to their native cities of Jullundhar,Bombay, and Calcut...

  
  


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  THREE MEN

  
  

  Three Men->A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a New York Cityrestaurant. When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the 3 men arefuriously masturbating!She asks,...