TOP 10 REASONS FORREST GUMP WOULD SAY IF HE IS FILIPINO

Top 10 Reasons Forrest Gump Would Say If He's
Filipino

10. My name is Porrest, Porrest Goomp

9. Inay always said that life is like a balikbayan box

8. Lieutenant Dan! Putang ina mo!

7. Lieutenant Dan! Gusto mo ba ang sorbetes?

6. Me and Jenny went together like champorado and isda

5. Mr. President, iihi ako. Na saan ang comfort room?

4. My best friend Bubba knew everything there was to know about bagoong.
There's bagoong with rice, bagoong with lemon juice, fried bagoong,
bagoong at puto, etc.

3. Those look like comfortable shoes. Sa Payless ba?

2. He invested my money in a prrooot company

1. Tanga is as tanga does.

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