CHIMPANZEE

Chimpanzee

A black man's walking thru the jungle, hands scraping the ground, when all of
a sudden he hears a distant sound.... ChangLingWang , WungChonLee

What da fuck was that? he says to himself. Then he keeps on
strolling through the jungle. A few seconds later, he hears it again! Only much
louder...PoeMangFu , WongTonChi

All of a sudden he comes across an open clearing, in the jungle, and he sees
a beautiful pond about 50 ft. in front of him. And standing on the edge of the
pond, he sees an Asian man. He then proceeds to walk towards this Asian and once
upon him, he asks him whether he knows where that particular sound from the
jungle is coming from.

OOhhh, yes. You see, this is a magic pond that tell you your ANCESTORS
names by skipping a rock on it. Watch and listen. With that, the Asian
throws the rock, and as it skips, the mystical noise is heard once again...WooLangChing
, HungWongLo

The Asian then offers the black man a try, and hands him a rock. And with
that, the black man throws the rock with all his might and as it skips, the
mystical noise is heard once again.........

Chim, Pan, Zee