KARATE IN HEAVEN

Karate In Heaven

There were two old buddies who continued to
compete in karate tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing
after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if there is
karate in heaven and made a pact that whoever passed away first would come back
and let the other know.

About a week later one of the old Karateka
passed away. About a month after that the surviving old Karateka was at yet
another competition when all of a sudden he saw an apparition. Sure enough it
was his old buddy who had come back to see him.

Well, please tell me, asked the
surviving Karateka. Are there karate competitions in heaven?

I have good news and bad news for
you, replied the apparition to his old karate buddy.

The good news is that, yes, there are karate competitions in heaven.The
bad news is that your first match is against Gichin Funakoshi the day after
tomorrow.

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