MISSISSIPPI

Mississippi

A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation
at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come
again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come once-a more.

You foul-mouthed swine, retorted the lady indignantly. In
this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!

Hey, cool down lady, said the man. I'm just telling my
friend how to spell Mississippi.