PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE LIGHT BULB

Presidential Candidate Light Bulb

Question: How many Republic presidential candidates from 2000 did it take to
screw in a light bulb ?

Answer: It doesn't matter whether the bulb is changed or not; it only
matters that the new bulb was made in the US of A. Taiwan and South Korea have
put up massive barriers to importing US light bulbs; we'll see how they like it
when their bulbs cost $10,000 to screw in here.

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  A Chinese scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium wentout. He asked members of the audience to raise their hands. As soon as they hadall complied, the lights we...