REASONS WHY CONNIE CHUNG IS LEAVING CBS

Reasons Why Connie Chung Is Leaving CBS

10. Never got comfortable with the rule about she and Dan showering together

9. During
newscasts, kept mistakenly calling Bill Clinton Jed Clampett

8. She's going
to be Mrs. Larry King #9

7. Wants to
devote herself full-time to taking care of her pregnant husband, Maury

6. Tired of Dan
laughing whenever she said the phrase penal code

5. Same reason
that those who could left the Titanic

4. CBS forcing
her to change name to Dr. Chung, Anchor Woman

3. Woke up one
morning and thought: Oh my God. I'm on CBS!

2. Two years
co-anchoring with Dan and still no baby

1. Her
last two paychecks bounced

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