A FRIENDLY JAPANESE

A Friendly Japanese

How courteous is the Japanese;

He always says, Excuse it, please.

He climbs into his neighbor's garden.

And smiles, and says, I beg your pardon;

He bows and grins a friendly grin,

And calls his hungry family in;

He grins, and bows a friendly bow;

So sorry, this my garden now.

--Ogden Nash

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