SHORT KOREAN JOKES

Short Korean Jokes

• What is Korean Dracula's favorite morning beverage?

• Koh-peee! (coffee)

What does the Korean bread say when it hit the wall?

Bhang!

Why is Korean toilet paper so big?

Because it's HUGE-ey!

What did the mommy Korean turkey say to her baby turkey?

Gobble ji mah!

What do you call the brown burnt rice at the bottom of the rice cooker?

bob ee brown! (Bobby Brown)

So there was this really really cute/pretty Korean girl Tragically,
one day, she lost one of her ears in an accident. As she was looking
out at the ocean on a bright morning along the beach, a man caught sight of
her and was awed by her stunning beauty. He could not see that she had
only one ear, as her long hair ran luxuriously down the sides of her head.
Boldly, he approached the young woman wanting to start some kind of
conversation, anything, just to talk to her, so he said, ah,
kee uhb dah!

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  CHINESE SHORT JOKES

  
  

  Chinese Short Jokes->What is a cloak?The mating call of a Chinese toad.Why was the cannibal looking peeky?Because he'd just eaten a Chinese dog.Where do Chinese vampires come from?Fanghai.A group...

  
  


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  WILL SMITH AND KOREAN GUY AT RESTAURANT

  
  

  Will Smith Korean Guy At A Restaurant->One day Will Smith and his Korean friend went to a Korean restaurant.The Korean guy ordered rice with kimchi chigae. Will Smith didn't know whatto get, so he...

  
  


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  SIGNS OF KOREAN

  
  

  You Know You're Korean If:->The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.You have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, a...