JAPANESE MANAGEMENT

Japanese Management

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one
American, were on their way to an international business conference when they
were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.

You, your companies and your countries are enemies of the
Revolution, screamed the terrorist leader, and you're going to be
executed! Do you have any last requests?

The Englishman spoke first.

Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act
by singing God Save The Queen to all your men.

That can be arranged, said the terrorist.

The Frenchman said, And I want to honor MY country before I die by
singing The Marseilles to your men.

The Japanese said, Before I die, I wish to honor MY country by giving
the lecture I was going to present on the Japanese style of industrial
management.

The terrorist turned finally to the American.

What is YOUR last request?

The American replied, I want you to kill me right now so I don't have
to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial
management!

• 
  

  AUSTRALIAN AND JAPANESE TALKING

  
  

  Australian And Japanese Talking->An Australian man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Japanesebloke said to him, I am sick of seeing your big round eyes.The Australian replied, Put on a...

  
  


• 
  

  DISHONORING THE JAPANESE

  
  

  Dishonoring the Japanese->Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hotbaths at the Geisha house. The first businessman says, Hirokosan, I haveunpleasant news for you....

  
  


• 
  

  JAPANESE AND HIS OBSTETRICIAN

  
  

  Japanese And His Obstetrician->After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see theobstetrician.Doctor, he said, I don't mind telling you, but I'm a littleupset because my daughte...