It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese
businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said
Give me Liberty, or give me Death?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
Patrick Henry, 1775.
Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth'?
Again, no response except from Suzuki: Abraham Lincoln, 1863.
The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who
is new to our country knows more about its history than you do.
She heard a loud whisper: Fucking Japanese.
Who said that? she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. Lee Iacocca, 1982. At that point, a student in the
back sighed, I'm gonna puke.
The teacher glares and asks All right! Now, who said that?
Again, Suzuki says, George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.
Now furious, another student yells, Oh yeah? Suck this!
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!
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