NEWLY MARRIED JAPANESE GIRL

Newly Married Japanese
Girl

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married,
she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon, when the young Japanese bride crawled
out of bed after making love, she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
and let out a big fart.

She looked up and said: Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole
whistle.

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  A FRIENDLY JAPANESE

  
  

  A Friendly Japanese->How courteous is the Japanese;He always says, Excuse it, please.He climbs into his neighbor's garden.And smiles, and says, I beg your pardon;He bows and grins a friendly grin,...

  
  


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  AUSTRALIAN AND JAPANESE TALKING

  
  

  Australian And Japanese Talking->An Australian man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Japanesebloke said to him, I am sick of seeing your big round eyes.The Australian replied, Put on a...

  
  


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  JAPANESE AND HIS OBSTETRICIAN

  
  

  Japanese And His Obstetrician->After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see theobstetrician.Doctor, he said, I don't mind telling you, but I'm a littleupset because my daughte...