MAHATHIR'S PARACHUTE

Mahathir's Parachute

Bill Clinton, Lee Kwan Yew and Mahathir arranged to go on a world tour, traveling
on a plane which can only take 4 people, including the pilot. Just
before they left, Bill Clinton suddenly announced that he would like to bring
his little nephew along.

'But the plane is designed to take 4 people only, and I'm afraid it may
crash!' worried the pilot.

However, Clinton insisted, and finally the boy was allowed to board the
plane. True enough, the plane encountered problems and was going to crash, but
to their dismay, there were only 4 parachutes.

Clinton grabbed the 1st parachute and exclaimed,' I'm the president of the
mighty USA, and my life is the most valuable!' and jumped down the plane without
a second look.

Lee Kwan Yew grabbed the 2nd parachute and exclaimed,' I'm the Senior
Minister of Singapore, and my life is just as important!' and jumped down.

Mahathir, not to be outdone, grabbed the 3rd parachute and exclaimed,' I'm
the Prime Minister of Malaysia, the most important of all!!!' and also jumped
down.

Now, only the pilot and the little boy was left. The pilot said,' Boy, you
still have a long way to go in life. Take the last parachute, and I'll sacrifice
myself.'

The boy looked at the pilot and smiled, 'Oh, we'll both live. Just now that
Malay man took my schoolbag and jumped down with it!'

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