Mahathir, Anwar and Daim are on a long flight in an executive jet.
Daim pulls out a RM100 bill and says 'I'm going to throw this RM100 bill out
and make someone down below happy.'
Anwar, not wanting to be outdone, says, 'If that was my RM100 bill, I would
split it into 2 RM50 bills and make two people down below happy.'
Of course Mahathir doesn't want these two ministers to outdo him, so he pipes
in, 'I would instead take 100 RM1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people
just a little happier.'
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand
it anymore, comes out and says, 'I think I'll throw all three of you out of this
plane and make 20 million Malaysians happy.'
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