The year is 2020 and Kalai and Sheela land on Mars after accumulating enough
frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts
of things. Kalai asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc. Finally, Sheela brings up the subject of sex.
Just how do you guys do it? asks Sheela. Pretty much the way
you do, responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples
decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
Sheela and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
He's got only a teeny, weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter
inch thick. I don't think this is going to work, says Sheela.
Why? he asks, What's the matter? Well, she
replies, It's just not long enough to reach me! No
problem, he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With
each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
Well, she says, That's quite impressive, but it's still
pretty narrow.... No problem, he says, and starts pulling his
ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. Wow! she exclaims,
as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate
ways. As they walk along, Kalai asks Well, was it any good? I
hate to say it, says Sheela, but it was pretty wonderful. How about
you?
It was horrible, he replies, All I got was a headache. All she
kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.
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