Two Malaysian mats are walking along Boon Lay Road when they see a sign which
reads: 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair'.
Ali says to his pal, Gerek, sial! We could buy a whole lot and when we
get back to Johor, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you
diam-diam, okay? Just let me do all the talking 'cause if they hear our accent
they might not serve us. I'll speak in my best Singapore accent.
They go in and Ali orders 50 suits at 5.00 each, 100 shirts at 2.00 each and
50 pairs of trousers at 2.50 each.
The owner of the shop says, You're from Malaysia, aren't you?
Oh, ... yes, says a surprised Ali. How come you know
that?
The owner says, This is a dry-cleaners.
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