Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Sue.
Sue WHo?
SUE NAMIIIII!!
What's the least popular detergent in Indonesia?
Tide.
Aren't the beachfront cities in Thailand without power?
No, there's plenty of current running through the towns.
What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a
group of tourists?
WAVE!
New name for the island of Phuket: Phuked.
This week is Indonesian hygiene week. Thousands will be
washing up on the beach.
Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped
sending any dishwashers to Asia? Apparently asians have started washing up on
local beaches.
Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea?
They've been eating Thai food all week.
What did the racist beachfront hotel owner say while standing
at the registration desk?
Who let the Indian in?
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So he could pikachu in the night!
How do you get apikachu onto a train?
You pokйmon !
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