TWO OF A KIND

Two Of A Kind

One day, Tang Liang Hong booked a flight on a plane to the Caribbean, when he
realised that Pauline Hanson would also be on the same plane. As luck would have
it, they were assigned adjacent seats.

A short while after takeoff, the conversation started.

PH : 'Mr. Tang, why are you going to the Caribbean?'

TLH : 'I need a break from my political career after I was trounced by Lee Kuan
Yew. And why are you going to the Caribbean as well, Madam Hanson?'

PH : 'Well, I'm going to the Caribbean because there are no pigs or chinese
there.'

TLH : 'Well, it's a good thing that we are going there, now the locals can have
a taste of both.'

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  ONE OF A KIND

  
  

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  KIND HEARTED PEOPLE ARE THE ONES YOU CAN BULLY

  
  

  Kind Hearted People Are The Ones You Can Bully->
  At a crossroads in the countryside, there stood a templewherein was enshrined a statue of god carved in wood.One day, a man was pursuing his way wh...