USA DREAM

USA Dream

Joe Smith starts another day early, having set
his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6:00am While his coffee pot (made in Japan),
is perking, he puts his hair dryer (made in Taiwan) to work and shaves with his
electric razor (made in Hong Kong). He puts on a dress shirt (made in
Singapore), and a pair of tennis shoes (made in Korea).

After cooking up some breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in the
Philippines), he sits down to figure out on his calculator (made in Mexico) how
muck he can spend today. After setting his watch (made in Japan), to the radio
(made in Hong Kong), he goes out, gets in his car (made in Japan), and goes
looking, ad he has been for months, for a good paying American job.

At the end of another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decides to relax
for awhile. He puts on a pair of sandals (made in Brazil), pours himself a glass
of wine (made in France), and turns on his TV (made in Japan) and once again
ponders why he can't find a good paying American job.